Poll: Is it a bad idea to start an E-mail appealing against my suspension with 'Dear, Morons...'?

Maybe that's why they're not reactivating me





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Poll: Is it a bad idea to start an E-mail appealing against my suspension with 'Dear, Morons...'?
Don't bother. Suspensions are random, and most likely because you're popular. Even people who Do get their accounts back, are usually suspended AGAIN a couple days later after all their effort. I've had two high level accounts suspended in a row. At first it is shattering, an identity crisis. But points are just points, and the real reason I'm here is just to have fun, and they can only suspend my account, Never me. *Hugs* I'm sorry for your loss, here's a cookie *Gives you cookies*
Reply:the last email I appealed I just wrote:





F*ck you.





and they responded





"Hello, your appeal of "F*ck you" did not include the full information required for your appeal. Please copy paste the information required and please appeal again. Thanks! -Mike"
Reply:That should be as effective as anything.
Reply:Start it with


WHY SO serious
Reply:yeah...


good call


haha
Reply:sounds like the right header...or at least, the one that should be the right one...
Reply:lol lol do u wanna get suspended again? lol dont do it
Reply:no its a great idea they love it
Reply:it should cost 10 points to report a violation
Reply:at leats you didnt say dear mormons;)
Reply:this is one time when telling the truth is not going to work for you.
Reply:no! LOL
Reply:you might as well... they never read appeals anyway
Reply:I don't think so. It's the truth.
Reply:yea u prob rite lol it is funny thoug jus make anotha email adress
Reply:Odd, thats how I address my e-mails when I write them =/